smaugchiefestofcalamities:

theantiherooftime:

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Chris Pratt is my new role model in life and fitness

this man needs to be stopped.

killbenedictcumberbatch:

mr-5k:

taylorgoesmoo33333:

midsr4kids:

These are dope

Okay, so I am kinda in awe over these. 

There needs to be more.

this is the wackest shit ive ever seen tbh

Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.

cangel appreciation week | day 4: favorite quote • to shanshu in la

murphels:

is Parrish’s supernatural ability inspirational speeches?

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

— Kendra Wells (via staininyourbrain)

Malia, what’s your favorite food?

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

The ones I’m going to kill.

marinashutup:

i love buffy because it’s all like “angel’s soul has been destroyed and there’s nothing in the world that can change that”

EXCEPT THIS FLOPPY DISK

glassesanddreads:

life achievements: watched 144 episodes of buffy and 110 episodes of angel all in order

“I want a girl who touches me on the inside. I hardly meet any of that kind though. That is the reason I haven’t had a girlfriend for a while. Sex is not important to me.”

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